The Founding F*cking Fathers

Or

The True, Uncensored History of the United States of America

Or

Things that are entirely made up, but are true nonetheless

Or

That’s a lie. They all are. All are lies.

Or

NOTE TO SELF: OUT OF SANDWICH MEATS. BUY MORE SANDWICH MEATS…

Or

Wait...damnation.

Fig. 140: It was co-written by Thomas Jefferson. And it wasn’t a martini…

Fig. 140: It was co-written by Thomas Jefferson. And it wasn’t a martini…

3 years ago

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