The Founding F*cking Fathers

Or

The True, Uncensored History of the United States of America

Or

Things that are entirely made up, but are true nonetheless

Or

That’s a lie. They all are. All are lies.

Or

NOTE TO SELF: OUT OF SANDWICH MEATS. BUY MORE SANDWICH MEATS…

Or

Wait...damnation.

Fig. 139: He then added, “And no Thomas, we are not talking about actually cutting them up into 5th’s and 7ths, this is purely a matter of congressional representation…except that they’re not going to be really represented, just counted towards the total population and…wait…wait a second…Guys, are we being dicks?”

Fig. 139: He then added, “And no Thomas, we are not talking about actually cutting them up into 5th’s and 7ths, this is purely a matter of congressional representation…except that they’re not going to be really represented, just counted towards the total population and…wait…wait a second…Guys, are we being dicks?”

2 years ago

  1. johnhenryhollidays reblogged this from foundingwinners
  2. englandsdreaming reblogged this from foundingwinners
  3. badeggfitzgerald reblogged this from stayuglystayangry
  4. fromthenightosphere reblogged this from obsessionfull
  5. jerzygirl45 reblogged this from stayuglystayangry
  6. kaleidoscopeyes reblogged this from obsessionfull
  7. obsessionfull reblogged this from stayuglystayangry
  8. foundingwinners posted this