The Founding F*cking Fathers

Or

The True, Uncensored History of the United States of America

Or

Things that are entirely made up, but are true nonetheless

Or

That’s a lie. They all are. All are lies.

Or

NOTE TO SELF: OUT OF SANDWICH MEATS. BUY MORE SANDWICH MEATS…

Or

Wait...damnation.

Fig. 100: Historians still aren’t clear if she used this phrase as a sexual battle-cry or because she really, really, really liked progrock. Historians can be idiots.

Fig. 100: Historians still aren’t clear if she used this phrase as a sexual battle-cry or because she really, really, really liked progrock. Historians can be idiots.

2 years ago

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