The Founding F*cking Fathers

Or

The True, Uncensored History of the United States of America

Or

Things that are entirely made up, but are true nonetheless

Or

That’s a lie. They all are. All are lies.

Or

NOTE TO SELF: OUT OF SANDWICH MEATS. BUY MORE SANDWICH MEATS…

Or

Wait...damnation.

Fig. 72: “And they let it happen. They just stood by and watched. Hundreds of people were there and not one of them stepped in to stop the King. Not one. Well, I’m going to teach them a lesson. I’m not just some horse. They’ll learn what happens to people who ‘ride’. They’ll learn what happens when we are violated and nobody does a thing. You can’t stop me. They used to call me Buttercup…now, everything has changed. (Gun cocks) Call me…”Vengeance.” ~ Opening Monologue of the biographical play “Save a Horse, Ride a Royal.”

Fig. 72: “And they let it happen. They just stood by and watched. Hundreds of people were there and not one of them stepped in to stop the King. Not one. Well, I’m going to teach them a lesson. I’m not just some horse. They’ll learn what happens to people who ‘ride’. They’ll learn what happens when we are violated and nobody does a thing. You can’t stop me. They used to call me Buttercup…now, everything has changed. (Gun cocks) Call me…”Vengeance.” ~ Opening Monologue of the biographical play “Save a Horse, Ride a Royal.”

2 years ago

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